List of tracks by VANDALS:

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-	43210-1 Play: Vandals 43210-1 Stop! / Be that moron screaming in the crowd, / "Hey!" / This shit could never ever be too loud for me, / So help us help you armpit fart, / (Dance and bleed, / 'Cause we're only gettin' started...... lyrics | view here
-	A Gun For Christmas Play: Vandals A Gun For Christmas The Vandals / A Gun For Christmas / Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them - But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection. - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - If burgers touch m... lyrics | view here
-	Aging Orange Play: Vandals Aging Orange Vandals / Aging Orange / I'm Palm Palm head - and I wrote one good song - But that was almost 20 years ago - I tried and I tried to follow it up - But you know how those sophomore jinxes go - So I became quite bitter - as sales dropped like flies ... lyrics | view here
-	Allah! Play: Vandals Allah! The Vandals / Allah / Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah! - I studied carefully, - and I do believe - the best of heavens is to except is Islam - I hope that book is right - they promise paradise - I'm going for the bonus - of a martyr's reward - And when... lyrics | view here
-	Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) Play: Vandals Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) (News clip) / Anarchy / Anarchy burger / Hold the government / Hold the government please / And urinating on the cheese / ANARCHY BURGER(HOLD THE GOVERNMENT)... lyrics | view here
-	And Now We Dance Play: Vandals And Now We Dance And Now We Dance / Crack your head open and sue somebody / Cop a feel on a punk rock girl in bondage pants / only triumph in a moment of glory / And Now We Dance You are just a speck in a universe of turds Silenced by / conspirators, not another w... lyrics | view here
-	Anti Play: Vandals Anti i'm pro-propaganda / i'm anti-antiquate / i'm anti-guitar hero / i'm anti-antimatter / i'm anti-antonym / i'm anti-ann taylor / i'm anti-antibiotic... lyrics | view here
-	Ape Shall Never Kill Ape Play: Vandals Ape Shall Never Kill Ape In a nation where the bastards are the unplanned we can waste it cuz it's such / a teeny tiny hand Killed by procedure, what are we supposed to do / (And Cornelius says) Ape shall never kill ape I say wouldn't that be great? / But some apes, they ... lyrics | view here
-	Appreciate My Honesty Play: Vandals Appreciate My Honesty Now I've gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you- / Please appreciate my honesty. / If you don't believe me start again with any other guy. / They'll be nice and really try but soon like me they'll realize: that it's a ... lyrics | view here
-	Be A Good Robot Play: Vandals Be A Good Robot Just go along. You can't prolong it. The power it is / Be a good robot. It's easier- and if you're not, / There are many ways to punish any strays. / Be a good ro- Be a good robot. / that's how they win. They make you think that you / It's part of... lyrics | view here
-	Behind The Music Play: Vandals Behind The Music This could be the big one, time to celebrate perhaps. / Our fate is in the hands of strangers- / Going gold- or down the hole- you can kiss my ass! / and we got a good review in "Music Connection" / In a last ditch effort to rally up the troops / ... lyrics | view here
-	C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S Play: Vandals C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S THE VANDALS / C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S / [Originally by The Yobs] / "c" is for your little clit when i go down beneath. "h" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth. "r" is for your rectum, that "i" fuck with my dick. christmas comes but once ... lyrics | view here
-	Cafe 405 Play: Vandals Cafe 405 Wit someone at Panda Express / And nothing else makes me tick like when she's on that Pogo Stick / I wish I wasn't afraid, she's making lemonade / One day our love will arrive, so glad to be alive / I'm always flattered when my hot dog's gettin' b... lyrics | view here
-	Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna) Play: Vandals Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna) I don't wanna change my pants / Not gonna change my pants / Never change... / not gonna change my pants / Don't change your pants, / never change your pants / Don't change your pants... lyrics | view here
-	China Town Play: Vandals China Town China Town / Kung Fu Movies Always showing / we are going to China Town / Living Large in the lap of luxury... / It's your choice rice plain or fried, / take a rickshaw ride (China Town) / (Its Nice) Aint your chinese secret, huh?... lyrics | view here
-	Christmas Time For My Penis Play: Vandals Christmas Time For My Penis The Vandals / Christmas Time For My Penis / I see you've been feeling down - When I needed you, you've been around - So this year I've a Christmas surprise - that will make your spirits rise... - I think back on the times, when you've always been ... lyrics | view here
-	Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) Play: Vandals Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) The Vandals / Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) / Clowns are neato clowns are fun - Clowns are loved by everyone - Cops n' commies even fags - Everybody loves a gag - Clowns everywhere are freakin' out - In parades they scream n' shout - The... lyrics | view here
-	Come Out Fighting Play: Vandals Come Out Fighting And there's times when / You've got to come out fighting! / Come out fighting! / Before you know they're hangin' you. / Loneliness, it is something we all know. / Woooh all alone, yes all alone. / Been there before so please believe me... lyrics | view here
-	Complain (From "The Film Bob Roberts") Play: Vandals Complain (From "The Film Bob Roberts") Some people must have. / But they'll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain. / Hey, Bud, you're livin' in the Land of the Free. / No one's gonna hand you opportunity! / I wanna be rich. I don't have a brain. / Or this: I wann... lyrics | view here
-	Crippled & Blind Play: Vandals Crippled & Blind Look at me now cuz I can't you stole my eyes / I can't see anybody. / I took you in, you threw me out, I helped you up, you beat me down / I hooked you up, you cut the line, now you're swimming free and I'm / Pushed on my fontanel, I'm in a world ... lyrics | view here
-	Desert Woman Play: Vandals Desert Woman Only thing in common was her Levi's size and mine / Now the desert shows no mercy to the timid or the weak / So as she left the diner, I climbed into her jeep / She did the rest, introduced me to this land / Now she's my desert woman and I'm her d... lyrics | view here
-	Designed By Satan Play: Vandals Designed By Satan The table tilts the lights go dim and then the fun / begins. We stay up late and it's all great, / The Parker Brothers sin, can't be undone. / Designed by Satan. / It's all in fun. / Designed by Satan / And won't send you to Heck.... lyrics | view here
-	Dig A Hole Play: Vandals Dig A Hole You think it's stupid now? / You'll see, we're only borderline retarded compared to where we'll be. / The future generation has their work cut out for them. / Keep lowering the bar and dig a hole to put it in. / Dig a hole. Dig a hole. / We're fat... lyrics | view here
-	Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch Play: Vandals Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch I hope they're happy now. / I blame the people who are in front of me, / deliberatly they block me from my dreams and progress. / I just let them win. / And never try again. / My bets laid plans we're quickly dashed by cheaters, theives and squeal... lyrics | view here
-	Don't Stop Me Now Play: Vandals Don't Stop Me Now I'm burning through the skies Yeah! / Two hundred degrees / That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit / I'm trav'ling at the speed of light / I'm having a ball don't stop me now / Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time) / Don't stop me d... lyrics | view here
-	Elvis Decanter Play: Vandals Elvis Decanter If I had made it last or filled it up would it have changed a thing? / It's just an Elvis decanter, the one you gave to me / They told me I should save it, it'd be worth something / Someday / But me I couldn't wait and the King of Rock got lighter... lyrics | view here
-	Euro-Barge Play: Vandals Euro-Barge Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin' / In every region / It seems there's a legion / Of impatient close talking slime, / That cut in line. / Barge me with your walkin' / Spray me with your talkin'... lyrics | view here
-	F'd Up Girl Play: Vandals F'd Up Girl You need someone to hold your hand if you're confused at all / I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you / Fucked up girl / Who is legally insane - / You need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all - / I understand all the problems... lyrics | view here
-	Failure Is The Best Revenge Play: Vandals Failure Is The Best Revenge The Vandals / Failure Is The Best Revenge / For all those who've failed - you will have your day - and you'll hear them say - "I don't understand how things went wrong, - I've always been great, good-looking and strong" - When they feel like you h... lyrics | view here
-	Flowers Are Pretty Play: Vandals Flowers Are Pretty So don't worry what might give you cancer- / or stay up nights just wanting answers / Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap / things start off they're so terrific / they'll fuck up it's scientific / Don't try to figure out who's at fault / p... lyrics | view here
-	Fourteen Play: Vandals Fourteen watch you eat an ice cream cone and watch you ride your bike / Patiently longing for that future day of truth- / I want to hug and kiss you nearly every time I see you / but I don't want the neighborhood to get the wrong idea / there'll come a day... lyrics | view here
-	Gator Hide Play: Vandals Gator Hide Got a story of his own though he ain't askin' for pity / Saw his folks shot dead for twelve dollars in the city / So Buford was orphaned by the city at ten / Got a chip on his shoulder the size of Gentle Ben / Hunted 10,000 islands, drank 10,000 b... lyrics | view here
-	Get A Room Play: Vandals Get A Room oh baby, oh honey, oh pumpkin, oh schnookums, oh babe. / Get a room, I'll pay for it- if you'll go away. Go Away. / Just bring it down a notch or two, you're gathering a crowd And I can tell from over here, you're visibly aroused. / Don't dry hump... lyrics | view here
-	Get In Line Play: Vandals Get In Line you're on the ride. Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! Permanacer (x3) / Sentados por favor Permanacer (x3) sentados por favor Up, up, up, up, up, up, / up, up, weee! Get back in the line. And then you're in the line. And then you / wait in lin... lyrics | view here
-	Girls Turn 18 Every Day Play: Vandals Girls Turn 18 Every Day new kids on the block / tracy says my car is dumb / i think there's more / where she came from / oooh, oooh, / what's a guy to say? / girls are turning 18 every day... lyrics | view here
-	Go Play: Vandals Go We'll start tomorrow, or maybe tuesday / Tear down the walls and show no fucking mercy / Next week is good for me / The time has almost come, Stand up and be someone Finish up with dinner, and join up with the winners I mean for real this time, at... lyrics | view here
-	Goop All Over The Phone (And Pleasant All Over The Bill) Play: Vandals Goop All Over The Phone (And Pleasant All Over The Bill) THE VANDALS / Goop All Over The Phone... lyrics | view here
-	Grandpa's Last X-Mas Play: Vandals Grandpa's Last X-Mas The Vandals / Grandpa's Last Xmas / Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best." - Grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last. - Why Mom? You say that every time. - It seems that he's been dying ever since I was nine. - I don't mean no di... lyrics | view here
-	H.B. Hotel Play: Vandals H.B. Hotel Ever Since my baby left me / She left me in the gutter / So god damn lonely I could shit / I been so lonely, so fuckin lonely / So god damn lonely I wanna kill that bitch / She was a cunt, she was a bitch / She left me with a crotch that itched... lyrics | view here
-	Hang Myself From The Tree Play: Vandals Hang Myself From The Tree The Vandals / Hang Myself From The Tree / Christmas is hell on earth, I know nothing worst - then being depressed and told to be happy. - The season of suicide, I know why they died - Christmas reminds me I have nothing - I've got no girl there's ... lyrics | view here
-	Happy Birthday To Me Play: Vandals Happy Birthday To Me For 24 hours your wishing me well, 364 days I'm in hell, / Oh well. / Happy Birthday to me. / 24 hours, no wishing well, now 365 days I'm in Hell, Oh well. / It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to Fuck you it's my birthday. / A special holida... lyrics | view here
-	Hey Homes! Play: Vandals Hey Homes! hey homes, don't front my set / close you stay / word! what the hell / did i just say? / word! this ain't no / downtown box of wine / word! homey bus head,... lyrics | view here
-	How They Getcha' Play: Vandals How They Getcha' It's a lie. That's how they get you. / They said they knew my fate and I'd be great and fine, / and rich in time, stay on the line. I'm gifted and one of a kind. / Bullshit! And scammed, bamboozled, swindled, hoodwinked from a false / and phony ps... lyrics | view here
-	Hungry For You Play: Vandals Hungry For You THE VANDALS / Hungry For You / Hey baby - where you going tonight? - And are you taking me with you? - I love you so much - I want you to know - I really love you so - I want you to be my lady forever - and ever and ever and ever - Little girl - I... lyrics | view here
-	I Am Crushed Play: Vandals I Am Crushed Oh I am crushed. And I am devastated. / And it's something I can't mend, it ain't going away, soon. / I hurt so much. And I cannot explian it. / It seems like there's a purpose but I still don't understand. / But that's my luck. So I'll just wait ... lyrics | view here
-	I Believe Play: Vandals I Believe The Vandals / I Believe / I believe the children are the future, - teach them well and let them know - things may be all shit right now, - but it gets worse when your old - Happy meals and Easter bunny, - great moments indeed - Enjoy it now while ... lyrics | view here
-	I Can't Wait Play: Vandals I Can't Wait I can't wait, can't wait there's no escaping- / I'm so over us.I can't wait, I can't take it- / just kick me in the face and go and have some stupid fun. / Leave the house and meet someone. / Well I know it's gonna happen so I wait for it to happe... lyrics | view here
-	I Don't Believe In Santa Clause Play: Vandals I Don't Believe In Santa Clause The Vandals / I Don't Believe In Santa Clause / I don't believe in Santa Clause- - his corporate image forced upon - the blinded spending masses, - to enslave the lower classes - with obligatory gifts that serve to cleanse - a year of guilt and sh... lyrics | view here
-	I Guess I'll Take You Back Play: Vandals I Guess I'll Take You Back I guess I'll take you back. / help you pack. / I need you now worse than before, I'll offer you / the chance once more. Cuz everything considered, / I know that things had ended bad, but let's stop / living in the past. I think I want you back. / ... lyrics | view here
-	I Have A Date Play: Vandals I Have A Date I'm in love, I just can't wait Tonight I have a date / I have a date with the cutest girl in town / I have a date and I'm the happiest boy around / I'm in love and it's here to stay / She said she really wants to see me again / I'm in love. I just... lyrics | view here
-	I Know, Huh? Play: Vandals I Know, Huh? Her brothers scare me but their sister looks so good / Sandra, I know, huh? You gotta' go home to / And when I get her in the mood, the tuba ruins the song / I go to pick her up but I just get stared down / They say hey huero what you doin' in thi... lyrics | view here
-	I'll Make You Love Me Play: Vandals I'll Make You Love Me until you love me / till you love me. / this time it's not a joke, / love me / and I should go away that it's a lie / But here's some truth / I'll never stop until I die.... lyrics | view here
-	I've Got An Ape Drape Play: Vandals I've Got An Ape Drape You can drive to Riverside and get one too / Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do. / I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche / The front may conform to society / But the back says I have personality / But don't you lay a finger on my... lyrics | view here
-	Ill Make You Play: Vandals Ill Make You This here's my last chance - so it won't hurt to ask - What can I do to make you love me? - I'll learn to speak in French, - I'll even pitch a tent on your front yard - to make you love me - It seems impossible - you never seem to notice - But the... lyrics | view here
-	It's A Fact Play: Vandals It's A Fact The Vandals / It's A Fact / You know when your sure - that no one gives a crap, - your on the right track - It's a fact - And when you believe, - things are good - it's guaranteed - you're up your ass - It's a fact - Morons through - the world, - ... lyrics | view here
-	Jackass Play: Vandals Jackass "keep playin'. i'll stay in." / i cant' see myself sayin' "keep playin'. i'll stay in. i'll be ok." / well it was cute at the party at the lake / but haulin' your gear is more than i can take / you said this little band thing wouldn't last / guess... lyrics | view here
-	Johnny Twobags Play: Vandals Johnny Twobags cleaned up and you're off the booze Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues / Ken is struck in a wheel chair His spine is bent beyond repair He's not / singin' the blues He's too white to have the blues He thinks he should be / black to have the... lyrics | view here
-	Join Us For Pong Play: Vandals Join Us For Pong join us! join us! join us! / join us for pong! / i got the foxes i got that clout / so join us for pong / don't that give you the chills / shake off your shackles son, / it's what you need,... lyrics | view here
-	Kick Me Play: Vandals Kick Me Please check out my shitty band, the preachings of an anarchist,the government / can't owe me if I don't believe that it exists Kick me. Kick me harder I need / a good kick. My head is so think Kick me. Kick me harder. Rip me a new one. / I don't ... lyrics | view here
-	Kill My Tenant Play: Vandals Kill My Tenant Just tryin' to get appreciation / Some return on my investment / Go buy your own home / Tom Vu will show you how to / own big money and own a yacht / How I long foe medieval times / Right to deflower virgins... lyrics | view here
-	Kokomo Play: Vandals Kokomo Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you / Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go / To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama / Ooo I wanna take you down to Kokomo / We'll get there fast / That's where we wanna go / Way down to Kokomo... lyrics | view here
-	Lady Killer Play: Vandals Lady Killer Lady Killer / Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla / I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you / Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo / at Lady Killer's bar / So if you have to leave your turf / Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and M... lyrics | view here
-	Let The Bad Times Roll Play: Vandals Let The Bad Times Roll I know, I know, I know, I know / we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low / The end is near there's lots to fear / No such thing as a good day is what I'm told / Let the bad times roll / Tell 'em all you're gonna live at least until you're... lyrics | view here
-	Live Fast Diarrhea Play: Vandals Live Fast Diarrhea diarrhea Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3) Punk is what it is - until you're getting / paid This is how I live, it's not a fucking phase They don't understand, they / think they're fucking rad we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man I / followed M... lyrics | view here
-	Long Hair Queer Play: Vandals Long Hair Queer Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beatin' / Left me standin' her like a fool / She took me to a party where she said there'd be afew kegs / More like winecooler drinkin' make-up sportin' Bauhaus stickers with legs / "Have you he... lyrics | view here
-	Lord Of The Dance Play: Vandals Lord Of The Dance I'm exploding in my pants, from the spirit of the Lord of Dance. / The whirling dervish Son of Man, repent while you still can. / His wonders work in mysterious ways. / Arms are still above his furious legs. / A simple shuffle and a full plie, he'... lyrics | view here
-	Marry Me Play: Vandals Marry Me Do you take this woman? / I don't! / Do you take this man? / another fool is on his knee / Where is my alimony? / Hang yourself from the family tree, / Say marry me... lyrics | view here
-	Mohawk Town Play: Vandals Mohawk Town Vandals / Mohawk Town / Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong - when he went and killed some men - They sent for the marshal to bring him in - they sent for Marshal Skin - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a ... lyrics | view here
-	Money's Not An Issue Play: Vandals Money's Not An Issue Hey babe we're going out tonight / I'm feeling Irish rich / I found me a pot o' gold and living large, it fits you / Feel free to super size cuz tonight dreams are realized / I know that it's been rough / and you don't get the stuff / that such a ... lyrics | view here
-	Moving Up Play: Vandals Moving Up THE VANDALS / Moving Up / Hey mom, it's been fantastic since I'm on my own - At first it seemed so drastic when you and dad kicked me out - but it made me get my act together - and learn what life's all about - now I'm self reliant I can hold my o... lyrics | view here
-	My First Xmas, As A Woman Play: Vandals My First Xmas, As A Woman Vandals / My First Xmas, As A Woman / With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest - and follow my dreams and to face - a life of delusion and gender confusion - no longer will be the case - I never wanted army men of basketballs, - I only wanted... lyrics | view here
-	My Girlfriend's Dead Play: Vandals My Girlfriend's Dead I once had a girlfriend / and everywhere I'd go people would ask me / I don't wanna talk about her / someone always asks about her / so I tell them all / but someone always asks about her / "My girlfriend's dead!"... lyrics | view here
-	My Neck, My Back Play: Vandals My Neck, My Back I'm a gonna get my worker's comp check. / I'm a gonna buy you lobster food. / I'm a gonna drop some bricks on my head. / I'm a gonna be laid up for... lyrics | view here
-	N.I.M.B.Y. Play: Vandals N.I.M.B.Y. That eyesore is a stain upon our nation If you think he's livin' by me there's / no way G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender He bought a house / disguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders But at the party we like to throw / for new h... lyrics | view here
-	OK Play: Vandals OK Everywhere I go people telling me how, / To live my life like they really know me. / Sometimes past your nose it's hard to see / So guy what you trying to say? / I say its time to do things your own way / So tell me what you want, what I really, r... lyrics | view here
-	Oi To The World Play: Vandals Oi To The World Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet / Christmas day on the roof down on 20 Oxford Street / On the roof with the nun chucks Trevor broke a lot of bones / But Haji had a sword like that guy on Indiana Jones / Police sirens wailing, a ... lyrics | view here
-	People That Are Going To Hell Play: Vandals People That Are Going To Hell When their lives are over and they've done what they've done / They're the people that are going to hell / faced with karma consequences and nowhere left to run / They will be in agony until the end of time / Cuz they were such ass holes while ali... lyrics | view here
-	Phone Machine Play: Vandals Phone Machine you can suck my tick! / if it's my boss, / fudge you! I quit! / Anyone else, / you can do the same / don't leave a message, / unless you're viking lame!... lyrics | view here
-	Pirate's Life Play: Vandals Pirate's Life Vandals / Pirates Life / Seven hits of L - and nobody could tell - So I spent every dime - just to get to Aniehem - I was in the Magic Kingdom - Now I'm in the Carribean - You get something really wicked - when you spend an E-ticket - High adventu... lyrics | view here
-	Pizza Tran Play: Vandals Pizza Tran THE VANDALS / Pizza Tran / medium cheese, - she's glad to take my order - long long way - from that lao-viet border - she fled the jungle - the evil viet cong, pizza tran - orange county - is where you belong - two long weeks - in that little leak... lyrics | view here
-	Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy Play: Vandals Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy Play that country tuba, cowboy. / Play that country tuba, play that country tuba. / this wasn't going to be just another B-flat day. / That's when he cocked his thirty-odd-six / and boy, I let out with some country licks / I'd never thought I'd he... lyrics | view here
-	Power Mustache Play: Vandals Power Mustache above his lip cuz in the Fuhrer's kingdom it's dictatorship We should take his / frozen corpse and shave his fascist face and make the magic kingdom a truly / happy place Fight! The mustache power! (x3) Fight! Fight! Fight! Pigs across / the natio... lyrics | view here
-	San Berdu Play: Vandals San Berdu You're my empresses, and I crown you / Come on let's do it run away with me honey / We'll put a bunch of babies in you're tummy / And fly away. / phone / Most girls, get psycho and they're mean and they / always make a scene... lyrics | view here
-	Small Wonder Play: Vandals Small Wonder Microchips here and there / She's a small wonder / Love and laughter everywhere / But once again / when the sun is going down / She becomes a menace, / a terror of the town... lyrics | view here
-	Soccer Mom Play: Vandals Soccer Mom my soccer mom, it's on / pray to god that your thinkin what i'm thinkin / I know your bratless every other weekend / let your hair down and keep it all a secret / no reason why it couldn't be that way / tell me I'm the one for you / even if it isn... lyrics | view here
-	Sorry, Mom And Dad Play: Vandals Sorry, Mom And Dad It's been them from the start, the ones you tortured and broke their hearts / the two that you hate- the two that you blame- the very same ones that / gave you your name / Even if you don't mean it, make them believe you that it's true. / And when... lyrics | view here
-	Soup Of The Day Play: Vandals Soup Of The Day When it goes away, I still stay. No I won't go away not the soup of the day. / Money is good whe it comes your way. Take it now it's your day. / Take it before it goes away. Pay day! Pay day! Get out quick. / It sure beats selling your dick. / I h... lyrics | view here
-	Stop Smiling Play: Vandals Stop Smiling Happy robots say "life is fine" - they're the ones I loathe - they're stupid or they're lying - or a little bit of both - ignore disasters and say that life is great - it never stops the smile on your shit consuming faces - The stupid fucking hipp... lyrics | view here
-	Summer Lovin' Play: Vandals Summer Lovin' tell me more, / she was cool, / but just like the rest / i had to leave her / with a phony address / "of course i live there, / i love you, you fox"... lyrics | view here
-	Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Play: Vandals Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious supercalifragilisticexpialidocious / is something quite attrocious / you'll aways sound precocious / Even though the sound of it / Is something quite atrocious / If you say it loud enough / We'll always sound precautious... lyrics | view here
-	Susanville Play: Vandals Susanville Lord knows they all look the same / With a load to Mr. Johnson in Watsoville / Just a load of placer to Cedarville, or a load of cedar to Placerville / Or a container full of things up to Diamond Springs for an indoor swapmeet / Is that a cargo of... lyrics | view here
-	Take It Back Play: Vandals Take It Back What is this stupid shit? / I didn't order this! / Not gonna pay for it! / Take it back! [x5] / and they won't drown my food, yeah! Get me to the seat, I wanna eat, just a / party of three Me! Me! Me! Yeah! What is this stupid shit? I didn't order... lyrics | view here
-	Tastes Like Chicken Play: Vandals Tastes Like Chicken THE VANDALS / Tastes Like Chicken / First I think of my health, - then I know some food I have to buy - I'm taking the time, taking the time to understand - why you and me were never meant to eat a bird that fly's - How does it make you feel? - To... lyrics | view here
-	Thanx For Nothing Play: Vandals Thanx For Nothing Vandals / Thanx For Nothing / Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - You shouldn't have, Oh- you didn't. - You're so generous. Thanks for nothing. - Never mind all the stuff I bought for you - It was my pleasure, ge... lyrics | view here
-	That's My Girl Play: Vandals That's My Girl That's My Girl / The drunkest girl, that everyone hates- she with me- I'm her date I'll drive her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home) and leave her lying on her porch. / She made a scene (get her home, gotta get her ass home) / She's with ... lyrics | view here
-	The Day Farrah Fawcett Died Play: Vandals The Day Farrah Fawcett Died they say the road was icy / but that just don't add up / another government cover up! / a drug-related overdose / a hunting accident / death at the hands of another, / i'll bet!... lyrics | view here
-	The Legend Of Pat Brown Play: Vandals The Legend Of Pat Brown THE VANDALS / The Legend Of Pat Brown / Pat Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Pat Brown - Ran 'em into the ground - Pat Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Pat Brown - Ran 'em into the ground - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down... lyrics | view here
-	The New You Play: Vandals The New You Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone. / I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says you're not home / but I ain't going away- / I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says "you're not home" / you haven... lyrics | view here
-	The Rodge Play: Vandals The Rodge tell your body what to do / it's up to you / do the rodge / let's act retarded, / like a grunion tryin' to spawn (you know i like to spawn) / grab your girl unless it's you / hit the dance floor... lyrics | view here
-	The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore Play: Vandals The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore Say a prayer for the Earth as you make a wish / Who will shed one tear for the tuna fish, / or the thousand other species on the ocean floor? / Does a spot on prime time TV Land / justify the ruination of a fisherman / That could've been me cries ... lyrics | view here
-	To All The Kids Play: Vandals To All The Kids Eating disorders who sit on the corners (Wa-oo wa-oo) / Bikes with a basket and pants with elastic / Retards and spastics and Star Trek fanatics (Wa-oo wa-oo) / And guys in gymnastics with lives that are tragic (Wa-oo wa-oo) / Chess club contender... lyrics | view here
-	Too Much Drama Play: Vandals Too Much Drama He wouldn't have to hurt so bad / Hurt so bad cause / It's too much drama / Those people never fight / If he could xerox / A home from the talking picture box / So he turns to T.V. for help and for guidance... lyrics | view here
-	Urban Struggle Play: Vandals Urban Struggle THE VANDALS / Urban Struggle / I want to be a Cowboy - I got to be a Cowboy - I'm born to be a Cowboy - I want to be a Cowboy - A Cowboy! Uh-huh - Tonight we're taking me fast car - Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar - I'm gonna wait till the cl... lyrics | view here
-	Wanna Be Manor Play: Vandals Wanna Be Manor The Vandals / Wanna Be Manor / You can tell I'm no great planner - I ended up at the wanna be manor - wanna be manor, what a place to be - wanna be manor, it's not for me - I looked in the door, opened the door - peeed on the floor, spotted a whor... lyrics | view here
-	We'll All Get Laid Play: Vandals We'll All Get Laid Cuz we'll have a drink and throw a parade. / And greet the rapture screaming "Hoary!" / And hope someone jumps on the grenade. / But no one will. / We'll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled. / And even the bravest of us run away. ... lyrics | view here
-	What About Me? Play: Vandals What About Me? And what about me? / Oh baby don't, don't, don't, don't do what you think you should do- / Because it won't, won't, won't, won't be what I want it to be to / Repeat after me "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry" / Remember, Remember, Remember, What ab... lyrics | view here
-	When I Say You I Mean Me Play: Vandals When I Say You I Mean Me Then your head begins to ache. / And all the plans you made just break. / For every dream you keep inside, another part of you has died. / Keep you down so they can benefit. / Wouldn't you like to kill, just this once to know how good it would fee... lyrics | view here
-	Where's Your Dignity? Play: Vandals Where's Your Dignity? Where's your dignity- / it's gone just like she is. / And you're groveling about the one that got away. / You'll get no sympathy from her just crying like a baby, / like the big fat stupid baby you've become. / And what ever happened to, that guy ... lyrics | view here
-	You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It) Play: Vandals You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It) She said "You're not the boss of me" / And I don't wanna be / Just some guy trying to be something that I'm not / Do you wanna kick it, wit me? / I wanna kick it with you / Who am I? Just a guy, like I know how to run your life / Well I guess I'll... lyrics | view here

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